Reads, "Well, you can't say they didn't warn us." Gahan Wilson in the May 7 New Yorker. Pair with Anthony Lane's Spider-Man review. Except, the way I see it, he's the one exiting the theater, not me. Why does The New Yorker review such bad movies?
Pair with Paumgarten on (shudder) a restaurant called Morandi, "Tables for Two." Mike Twohy in same.