On Sitting Down to Read A.O. Scott's Review of The Other Guys,
He sings of angry populist satire
Of a British weasel-for-hire
Of topical provocation
Of whatever worldly anger and frustration
we may be harboring.
With the crow of an inflamed bantam rooster,
and the eyes of a combustible milquetoast,
Vixens, lions, tunas, scams,
hedges, bailouts, Ponzi schemes,
A mooning goofball
A spoofing fireball
A going-out-of-business sale at the comic video boutique,
brought to you by the infinitely fungible voice of Will Ferrell.